maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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