i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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