so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
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