Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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