Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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