you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I just saw a hot homeless man
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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