when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
no. you can't hotbox the world.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Two words: blizzard sex
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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