i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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