I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Randomize
