i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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