tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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