Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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