Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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