GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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