Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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