I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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