i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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