i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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