Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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