what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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