can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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