Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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