im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just gift wrapped bread.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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