the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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