Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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