no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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