i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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