absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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