Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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