Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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