Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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