when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Randomize
