Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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