I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
accomplished twins. life is a go
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
So gin and wine won't be happening again
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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