dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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