Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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