i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Randomize
