there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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