worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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