i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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