She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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