You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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