Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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