We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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