I am puke
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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