I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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