I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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