I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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