One girl and one boy is just not enough.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I think people are normalizing furries
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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