school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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